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Weeeeee!! First...i have 2 gd news to share here and that is my IPPT was postphoned to next week(*weee! No nid to sweat loh!) and next, I scored an A for my very first test took in AIR FORCE SCHOOL! Wahaha! So proud of myself sia haha but this is only the start *Bleahz*. Theres still got lots and lots of tests and exams in my coming phase 2 of my tech course haiz. But nvm...its always gd to have a gd start at the beginning...hope that very first "A" which i had scored will continue to serve as an encouragement for me to duplicate more "A" as time goes by heeeee!
Hmm....had been very lazy for the last 2 months ever since i set my foot in air force territory. Dunno why also...maybe i am just been too used to army regimental lifestyle and then suddenly have to switch my mindset to suit the environment there where much much much lesser ppl in "green" are walking around except for ADA(Air defence artillery) specialist. At there almost 99% are in blue! Structures are painted blue...ppl in blue uniforms....toilets are blue...even the beads which used as so called curtains hanging at the entrance of cookhse are in blue also! Arent "Green" better? Green can help our eyes to relax and reduces the number of ppl wearing spect " )....lolz!
23dec 06:
Went to weng's hse to celebrate his birthday. He's finally turned 21! Haha......so when will it be my turn? Really looking forward to that but by then i would be staying in school for my weapon phase and my birthday falls on weekdays somemore! Last year didnt get to celebrate birthday due to outfiled....Argh!!! No matter wad...i will definately organise party for myself THIS year! *Bleahz*
Hmmm....bought weng a cup with 2 XX chinese words printed on it and he assumed i bought it at POPULAR! Argh!!! *slap* But hope he like it haha. Others mah....hmm...some bought jacket....water botttle...bear....small undies for the bear haha....chocolates blah blah and oh ya.... a very special gift from shi rong...A Big motorcycle model set! Haha! And weng had a new mean of transport! He must be overjoyed to receive that....hope he ride on it to camp....go kiosk top up patrol....and send to garage for servicing hahaha! *Vroommmmm! Vroooommmmm!*
Had lots of fun there too. First kenna stepped by weng and again jumped on my stomach. Second jul pinched my left neh neh pok and it turned O-BA-KA the next morning. Painful sia.....ouch. Was abit "high" too that day coz of drinking too much 5% achohol haha. 5% only u know and i got high. Then how abt 40%? Nah....cant imagine wad will happen next....maybe will be dancing naked on street? lolz...
27 dec 06:
Went to watch deathnote 2 wif my wushu frens. Overall its worth watching but the characters are somehow too long winded! Serious...theres too much conversation among the characters in the show. The show started at 9.30pm and ended at around 12.15am. Its supa late....and outside was raining very heavily so me , acid boy xin you and you ming shared cab home. Time reached home....1.15am. wah....supa tiring but its doesnt matter as long as i had enjoyed myself " )
31dec 06:
Went to esplanade for countdown but before that we went down to geylang for steamboat dinner and durians too but i didnt had any haha. Fang was gd....she ordered 5 durians and ate almost all by herself! ahhaa! Bravo! We left gelang at 11 plus and headed straight to esplanade hoping to chop a gd spot viewing fireworks but everywhere were filled with BANGALAS! sian haf...its always so chaotic esp with them around. Xuan somehow got eyed by one of teh bangalas and that guy just put his hand over her and requested to take a pic TOGETHER!
whahahhaha!
And thats all for events happening in 2006. Hope everything will be getting better and even better for me in the coming years ahead hehe....
Hurray!! Haha! I have just passed out from 41st Basic Section Leaders' Course! No easy to pass out as corporal u know. I still have to walk 28km till the next day morning in order to get my rank sia.Wootz! But 10 weeks of gruelling training.....Haha...well... i finally realised....hmm....i have grown up and becoming more....matured? Haha. Don't u ppl agree wif me? Humans will only grow up after going through several stages of hardships and ppl will learn form their mistakes, enforce their judgement on things happening around them and also...strengthen their mind! For the past few weeks during SOC (Standard Obstacle Course) trainings, my timing was very very bad...and i always got 13:00 plus plus timing and i failed! Haha coz passing timing was 10mins 30 secs. But....when it comes to the actual run down test on around the 8th lesson, whoho, i got 9mins 28sec! Whaha! What a great improvement i had achieved man and i almost obtain below 9 mins timing but somehow when i was near the end point my mind keep telling me" Your timing is gd enough...rest bah! Chen Siang rest bah!". True enough i stopped running and that time i was only less than 20m away from the end point. Haiz....kinda wasted coz i could have obtain a better result but nevermind its still a great achivement for me anyway haha. As for IPPT, hmm...in the past i always have problem passing my chin ups but now its no longer a problem for me anymore coz i can do more than 10 standard chin ups and compared to last time i can only do 6 max? haha! And my so called 6 max are all half fuck standard. But i only got silver instead of gold all becoz of my running timing. Argh...hopefully when i got into unit i can achive gold = extra $200 for me leh! lolz... See......its all about mind over body that can explains my great improvement on my physical level. So for those who wan to achieve something in life , go for it! And always remember its all about mind over body that determines how far u can go and how high u can climb. Start training ur mental power! Its effective! Try it! Haha " )Hmmm.....let me recall wad major event i had went through...hmm....ya its Grandslam! It was a 4 days out field mission plus wanderer exercise conducted at tekong. Wootz! First day when we reach tekong we immediately commence our wanderer exercise. Holy...its fuking shagged and imagine u have to take the map + compass and make ur way to ur assigned checkpoints for 1 whole day. Theres both day and night checkpoints to look for but things dun go smoothly for our day walk. First..our instructors and 1 team of ppl got attacked by thousands of hornets and as a result they got hospitalised. Next, one of my teammate twisted his leg and we have to slow down during our search coz he cant walk fast and we have to accomadate his movement also. And thats not all, my teamates and i go "Holland" in the swampy region! hahaha! Thanks to my sir....he gave us hint that we can reach our next objective after cutting through a swampy area and we followed and we managed to reach a....supa beautiful swamp whereby theres a stone pathement leading to the other side of the jungle with high canopy around plus streams flowing.....man...its like as if i had entered Jurassic park: The Lost world haha. Serious, its damn beautiful sia. Once we reached the other side, we found ourself trapped in the middle of nowhere. The surrounding is no longer the same like wad our sir had described to us after we passed through that beautiful swamp and its all fallen trees and many many blah blah trees with lots of thorns which of coz....injured our hands and legs but luckily didnt kenna face. Phew. After bashing through inside anyhow inside there for 2 hour plus, we managed to reach a clear path and when i check my location, holy....i bashed through roughly 3km away from my position where i met my sir! And there goes our precious time and in the end we only found 2 checkpoints out of 4. Haiz. As for the night....haha...we only found 1 out of 2. Sian diao. The whole exercise ended at 11pm but all of us returned to our rest point at 12am. I tot i could slp like the others after i finished powder bath myself but NO! Other platoon PS (platoon sergeant) came and woke me up and complained my ppl took their ppl stores. I just stared at him wif slpy face and wondered wtf he looked me up for missing stores? So when i checked my watch....shit...passed 12am already...so which means i am the next apppointed PS for my platoon! Argh.....so i had to get up and retrieve back all their missing stores and at that time was already 2am. Thats not all! I was instrcuted to get some guys wif me and load all my own platoon stores up the tonner! HA LEI LU YA! Where the hell i can find helpers when all my man were already asleep! My instructor told me to wake them up but...its not nice to suddenly make a turn out for them even though i had the power to do so. So no choice....i had to suck my own thumb and do the work myself but lucikly theres 2 more guys haven slp yet so i dragged them along to help me ahha. By the time when i slept its already 3 am.....ZzZzZZz...how sia...still got 3 days attack mission to do and i am haf dead already! *bengz*Morning....we set out as a whole Platoon to our destinated "camping" base. The minute we reached there, we started fence up our base with strings and take up position. Its damn tough man....esp for me coz i am their so called appointed leader over 40 ppl and somemore i hav eto keep walking up and down the slope and ensure they behave themself....safety....translate massge passed down by my superiors and blah blah tough jobs lah. But the best thing being the leader was....i dun nid to go chiong mission wif them haha coz i nid to stay back and ensure my remaining man do their job. But on the other hand i was under alot of stress too coz my sir, instuctors all suddenly throw me wif alot of tasks to do and i almost cried while i am doing my job coz its really really very stress. They will only keep on demand and demand but they dun care whether i can manage myself or not. Somemore my men were tired and so they were quite reluctant to help me lessen my burden except for some of my close buddies whom lent me their support when i am supa down and i am really very touched by them sia. But in the end i still managed to bring out my outstanding professional performance during the 4 days exercise (*Quoted from my sir comment in my report card). Of course i wouldnt have received such encouraging comment from my sir and eventually got myself ranked top 5 % in my platoon without the support of my buddies. Thanks ppl! U guys effort and support will be remembered and kept somewhere...deep in my heart? hahaha! " ). A week later after we came back from tekong, we were told to do commanders appraisal and theres one particular malay instructor "wacked" my whole section coz we got ppl commented him as "Crazy and mad man", "Got alot tatoos on his body but very ugly", "Always like to mumble and if stare at him he will say my father is at home!", "Like to pose when scolding us chee bye" and blah blah funny comments hahaha! And i am the one who did the fourth comment and he kept forcing us to say who did the 1st comment but we would rather wack by him then to say who commented that haha! Speaking about that instructor, i almost made him died of heart attack coz he told me to help him get a packet of "singlet" and i was thinking....wtf he nid a singlet since he is already wearing one! Without qns any furthur i went back to office, opened the cupboard but i cant find any "singlets" so i went back and told him i cant find any "singlets" in the cupboard. Then he say got! Its inside the metal cupboard so i went back and try searching for it again coz i search the wooden cupboard instead of the metal one. True enough.....i found a "singlet" in the cupboard and i happily march back and pass it to him. He immediately laughed and scold me in a funny manner " omg omg.....i am getting heart attack sia! i will die becoz of laughing oie koon doo!" I was like...huh? i got his stuff but he still sccold me ? So i asked him" huh? didnt u told me to get u the singlet?" he answered :"I wan Cigrettes! not singlet u bo to!" whahahha! and so happened he was abt to march my platoon back and the whole lot of them witnessed the "cute" side of me and they laughed too ahha. Thats not all.....i went back again and this time round i finally got him the cigrettes! But! Without lighter! wahahhaha! and he immediately sian 1/2 and gave me that hopeless expression and said to me " wheres lighter? u expect me to smoke without lighter???" hahhaha! Yesterday we just had a celebration called "chevron's night" at a place call CHEVRON of coz haha and its a club meant for all specialists and in service regulars. And its not bad....there got jackpot ...arcade....ktv.....disco......chalet....restauraunt....gym.... and many more haha. The best thing is we will get alot discounts (Limited for members only) at there haha. We had lot of fun there man and theres a selection for "MR Charlie" too. Shit man...i should volunteered myself for it coz theres no good looking wan. Yucks! wahhaha! Jk jk...haha. (*twist fingers). Monday onwards i will be reporting to Air Force School and start commencing my journey as a full time regular. Hope eveything will be fine and promising for me haha.....and also hope i can get my year end bonus! F*** its damn alot if i were to get my bonus and it will be more then 5k! whahaha! Pray for me arh.......as treats will be offered for those lucky ones...so start praying ppl! haha!
Woah.....third week had passed and i still left abt 6 weeks to go before i pass out from BSLC course haha.....cant wait to faster get out from there asap. Well, training in there is getting tougher and tougher especially SOC (standard obstacle course) ! Argh...hate that! It simply shags me out TOTALLY! Imagine u have to wear SBO+helmet run all the way to the basketball court which is so far away from my company just to do warm up. Their so called "Warming up exercises" not only consists of simple warm up exercises but also PLUS some stupid combat movement drills like shutter run etc just to shag us out. Thats not all....after warming up we still have to jog all the way up to the hill where our starting point is to commence our whole run down! whoho! shagged sia!!! Yet the stupid physical training instructor still wan us to put in 100% effort for each run down but how...??? How are we suppose to put in 100% for continous 3 days of soc when our fatique level are already so high?? >>-_-<
Hmmm....so far i had sat for quite a number of tests already and next coming test is navigation! Holy...my geography sucks loh and i dunno how i am supposed to pass both theory and practical test. Haiz...dunno leh...i just have the feeling that i will get "lost" in the jungle during my navigation test.....CHOY! Haha! Hope i wun get myself lost in jungle arh...haha.
Wed is our worst day of our week becoz....our so called overall in charge of the company suddenly went around our company and do sudden INSPECTION on our company cleaniness while we were having our weapon handling test at some far far corner of the camp. 170 plus of us, including sergeants, had a shocked when our "boss" suddenly summoned us back to our company and we had to run back! When we reached there hoho...the atmosphere was supa tense! All sgts were called out and they followed him around inspecting. Guess wad...all the rubbish bins at every level were poured out by "boss" Oo!
Next....he went around inspecting every individual bunks...haha....all of us almost had a heartattack at that moment coz our bunk is not on stand by condition! GOSH! And my bunk was the worst! Rubbish were left on the table left uncleared and some worst...didnt lock their cupboards/ anyhow leave their shoes lying around. Haha...haiz...jialat.....i was "boss" threw the rubbish onto my sgt and asked him "Wad is this?". Haiz....all of us felt so guilty after this incident and becoz of us, they were told to stay back on sat(today) and clean up our bunks. Oh ya.....i almost forgot to mention even platoon offices were wacked hard by our "boss". So...the conclusion is....the company which i am in now is supa strict! Hoho......but still got 6 more weeks to go.....somemore there's a sgt who seems anti air force regulars keep picking on me.....argh.....I CANT WAIT TO PASS OUT FAST!!!!!
Yesterday we booked out haha and it was actually a "bonus" for us, said by my "boss" the day before the sudden inspection. But too bad.....our sgts have to come back on sat just to do area cleaning for us. Haiz. Me , willie, jun wei, marcuz, zhi wei took the same train home at boon lay station and when it reached dover it was only 9pm. I tot of alighting and go to SP sports hall giving them, my wushu mates, a surprise haha but....i changed my mind so..the journey continues. After it passed by dover, the train sudden stopped and black out! shiok....train broke down Oo. Suay sia......and my gang were making a fuss "wad the! we finally escaped out from the camp yet now kenna trap in the train!" Haha! But luckily the train started moving after ....10 mins....around there i guess. Me and willie broke up with the rest and reached sengkang at aound 9.45pm. Its still early so we went to pack some food home at mac before going back home. While i am on my way back, woah....the surrounding is like having World War 3. The haze is already very very bad yet still got alot ppl, especially parents accompanying their children burning whole CHUNKS of candles on the pathment at sengkang park! wad the.....i know its mooncake festival but is there a nid to burn chunks of candles on the spot damaging the facilities of the park and somemore the park is newly bulit. U ppl think wad? ghost month arh? Burn candles to feed ghost arh? There even got a group of bengs...dunno wad they do.....the ground suddenly got blasted open when i was walking on the path just BESIDE IT! Wah lao eh... imagine u carry stuffs in ur hand and suddenly something blasted off rite beside u ...wad would u do? Its damn chaotic sia....and i stared at one of them "wtf" guess wad...they were cheering! wad the....
Anyway hope u guys enjoyed urself yesterday. Happy Mid Autum Festival ! haha...* wINK winK*
Hoho.....today just got my posting result and as expected, i got posted to SISPEC (specialists school) ! Lolz! Well....actually there's nothing to be surprised of becoz 90% of the ppl in my platoon are going for sispec and as for the rest 10% were selected either for OCS (Officer cadet school) or....just a normal man (private soldier) " ).
But i will be going thru sispec for only 10 weeks instead of 6 months wootz! haha...coz i had signed on wif air force as air defence systems spec but due to my vocation needs, i still nid to go thru basic section leader course in sispec before i got pulled out from there and transfer me to air force school.
Wednesday i went to sign the contract at CMPB and i bumped into aaron again! Lolz! Almost everytime i go CMPB he will like suddenly pop out in front of me sia but this time when i saw him....he already have 2 bars on his shoulders Oo haha. We chit chatted abit then have to rush off to sign my contract.
10 years contract....min 6 years of engagement (including 2 years ns) wif air force.....haha.....not too long rite? Even if i wan to leave air force by then i would already become 26....hmmmm...still young lah...i guess haha. I really dun understand some ppl....when i told them i signed on they would give me a very sacarstic smile Oo. In fact...why must they react that way? Haha. I really dun understand them sia....theres actually nothing wrong with signing on wif SAF...its just the matter on how u think abt signing on. Some may feel tied up by the contract and wun have freedom to do the things they like for number of years. Or Maybe theres still got a minority who feels useless to sign on to become a specilaist becoz they dun have any engineering related background at all. Since they dun have any background and know nuts abt engineering..of coz they will say signing is bad for ppl as an overall instead of just saying it is bad for them only.
At least Show some respect for ppl's decision instead of criticising and cursing them for being stupid becoz you may not know the decision they made now might do them good for their furture isnt it?
Hoho...i finally have the mood to come in here and update something here haha!
Let me count the number of days i had MIA......
*Counting.....* Hmmmm.....around 2 months? hahaha!
Last week, 6/9/2006, i finally POP (Passing out) from tekong after 9 weeks of tortures and wackings i had went thru inside haha. Even though its only 9 weeks but its training is still very siong inside esp for my enhance/leadership batch. Imagine on the third day after u enlisted u will get ur "wife" = "M16" and next have to attend the oath taking ceremony blah blah. Everything is so packed loh.
On my second week of confinement i fell sick and got sent home twice Oo. First time he gave me 2 days MC but the stupid sergent allen gave me only 24 hours exit permit instead of 48 hours. When i asked him why , he said my PS said so. *Oo* I asked furthur he gave me an attitude look and said "wad the fuck u wan!" I got stunned sia....haha....i can't believe even if i asked a simple qns "why" i still get scolded for nothing. After i came back, i fell even more sick and i went to report sick again. I complained to MO abt my sergent and he gave me another 3 days MC! weee! hahaha.
After came back, i kenna confined for 2 weeks again coz of 7 days field camp. But thats not all. After field camp, we got confined again for SIT test. argh! Abt the 5th week then they started to commence on our continous physical training. Every morning we do 5 BX , noon do strength training, crazy run, plus kenna wacked until dinner time then can start to rest. *Whew* reallly can kill me sia esp the wacking part by the commanders hoho. They are inhumane! Got one period of time they almost everyday wacked us and made us do a total of 500 push ups! lolz....but i have to thank them for wacking us even if we didnt misbehave if not i wouldnt have developed 6 packs....tougher biceps and arms ahaha opx!.
Overall i enjoyed my life during my BMT.... had experienced alot funny, scary, disappointing and incidents which i cant even imagine that it would happen on me sia haha.
Funny Incidents Encountered:
1.) Shitting in the wild!
7 days field camp i only shitted once on the fifth day hahah! Shitted alot....alot till my shit got exposed out of the hole haha!
2.) My head got wacked real HARD by my fren boot when we were doing flipping over to another side of the wall! But lucky i put on my helmet hehe
3.) My indian sergent stole my rifle while i am changing in the dark during outfield. I went to get back my rifle he asked me why my rifle managed to get stolen by him? I said He;s too dark for me to see at nite and guess wad next...... i kenna guard duty for that nite. : (......
*lazy to continue.....haha*
Scary incident encountered:
1.) We had night movement training....and its really very dark and foggy. I am the last man in my file and when we were told to dive inside the bushes i jumped out immediately and ran to my buddy side coz i sensed theres something behind moving very fast towards me. scary sia.......
2.) My fren saw ghosts during our route march at nite. hmm....i dunno how true it is.....but theres a very high possibilties for ppl to see those "things" coz the route where we marched is supa dark and foggy.
3.) Mine and my other neighbouring companies recruits heard ppl marching in after 12am. but they see no one on the field or track. Again....i dunno its true or not coz i didnt hear anything haha.
4.) Saw a bird committed suicide in my bunk! haha. i was packing my stuffs and i saw one bird flew in. Guess wad i saw next...? i saw feathers dropping down from the ceilling and my fren screamed coz the bird got cut by the fan and its body landed on his bed. asfor the bird head...it landed behind his buddy bed. eewwww....
*lazy to continue futhur haha....*
Went for training at SP but cant use carpet coz sports hall is under renovation. argh........tot of visting master tay but he is away for course argh!! so disappointing sia. But luckily the alumni ppl came back to train wif us haha.
Well....tml i will be going to CMPB for contract signing....and yup...i will be signing on as Air Defence Systems Spec with Air Force haha. Luckily my parents are very supportive wif my decision to be a regular in SAF coz i told them i wan a very indifferent career serving the nation, ppl, and i wan to be wif part of the uniformed organisation. So....wished me luck for being a regular bah hahha....
Arh...damn it! The com auto restart when i was abt to post it and now i had to re-type everything! :s. Okay nvm....anyway i have lots of time to stick my butt on the chair and slowly enjoy typing coz after tonight.....my freedom will be confined by the SAF so now must use the com till i SONG haha. Tuesday (04/07/2006): Hehe went out wif my Yellow pages collegues for dinner but only yongkai and edelina plus me thats all haha. Yongkai drove to my hse to fetch me and then later we went to pick up edelina at jurong but dunno which sec coz she was teaching dancing there. Hmmmm....it has been such awhile we didnt see each other ever since we left yellow pages and edelina is getting prettier haha! We took an hour to reach her location then took another hour travelled to newton circus! Haha man...i was in the car for almost 2 hours and i was holding my pee for that long due to heavy traffic jam along PIE. This is my first time eating at the newly renovated newton circus hawker centre and the variety of food there ...hmm....quite many but nothing speical haha. Theres alot of those stalls selling bbq seafood and when we sat down theres a auntie suddenly throw the menu in front of us and asked us wad we wanted to eat Oo. So rude sia...but nvm shes old anyway and we said we will order if we wan to eat but she still wun gave up persuading us to at least order something from their stall Oo. So we just hack care her and went to order our food at other stalls haha. We had our full and left the place after having desserts. We chatted alot...joked alot too in the car until we reached edelina hse and dropped her off. Yk told her to sms me when she reached home and he will remind her practically everytime after we met up for gathering. So paiseh sia lolz. Next...he dropped me off at compass point coz i wanted to buy a white long sleeves shirt and attend the graduation ceremony tml. At the same time i also shopped for the neccessary stuffs which i nid it for my BMT period. Wednesday ( 05/07/2006): Finally....the day has come hahaha. I finally getting my diploma after like...studying for 3 years in SP. Weeeeeee~~!!! When i reached there, i saw whole batch of wushu ppl standing at the linkway to the convention centre doing ushering haha! Its so surprising to see them sia.....arh...so touched haha. I almost fell asleep when i was in there sitting down waiting for the ceremony to start and my classmates all got separated to diff seats so theres no one i can chat wif. When the ceremony started, i tot students from mechatronics course will be presented wif the scroll box first but it isnt. Students from IT and multimedia get it first and we, mechatronics student, had to clap for 300 plus ppl before we got our turn to get up on stage. Its so boring.....argh! Finally when its abt my turn to go up the stage, mr terence saw me and he purposely said that my hair is messy Oo? Lolz. Crazy man. Then the lady who checking our name saw me too and she said "eh, u are from wushu wan rite?" but i dunno who is she haha so i just said yeash and that idiot terence added on "He is the most hiao guy in SP wushu. Even do wushu also must adjust hair" and he laughed by himself............. lolz! idiot sir! hahhaa! After the ceremony i tried to look up for my past classmates but i only managed to find ranjit, ramesh, wee hiap, chin kiong and craige. As for the rest i cant find them so i went to meet up wif the wushu juniors instead haha. saw mr mark too and i took a pic wif him before i headed home. My Scroll Box! Plus my results! weeeeee!!!! My Year 1 results. So lao yao! My year 2 results.....hmm....much better then year 1 Lolz My final year results...hmm.....not so bad lah haha! Hmmm....and tml i am going to get enlisted....finally going to go through the stage which will transform me into a real "man" lolz....and now.....i would like to thank those ppl who added colours into my life....thanks alot ppl....its you ppl who had transformed me into a better person " ). Oh yah, tml pei xuan also will be leaving also for 2 years but shes leaving for aussie to study and me....leaving for tekong BMT ahhaha! And friend! PLs take care if u are reading this and remember to visit us during ur school vacation arh haha. Jia you arh! " ) Yi Lu Shun Feng!!!! *weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*
Monday ( 3/07/2006):
Well.....for that whole day i practically did nothing productive except watching the taichi vcd from bejing wushu team as reference at the last min before I went for the wushu grading test in SP lolz. The test started quite late coz waiting for gou chuan to turn up but the rest of the coaches, master tay, kim yong, eugene were already there. Haiz he's a busy man i guess...always late wan haha.
Hmmm....this year got 40 ppl graded for the test and majority are from year 1 Oo and year 2 & 3 so few ppl grading and the rountines they graded were nothing special. Its just normal chang quang, pu dao, shuang dao , spear thats all. None of the graduates graded for the test except me who paid $12 to get graded on my specialised taichi! Haha. It seems stupid to some ppl and they wonder why i paid to get graded and every year i am grading for the same routine. But i dun blame them, coz it shows that they dun understand me well enough " ).
I guess i did reasonably well.......the best moment which i had ever performed in SP haha but how come i still scored 7.8!!!! argh!!! Coach said i did very well at the start but when it comes to the ending stage he deducted my points just becoz i didnt hold my legs in mid air for at least 2 secs before i put it down Oo.
Tour guide: 170cm, Me: 183cm The Tallest hotel in Bangkok 
She called me shuai ge! wahahaha! arh..so cute
Wad u looking at huh!
Weee! Planes!!
Weeeeeeeeeee!!~~~ I am finally back home after 5 days trip in Bangkok and people......this is also my first time taking plane ride after living for the past...20 years? hahaha! *Ops*
1st Day (14/06/06):
Okay, first i woke up early morning at around 6.30am to catch the morning flight at 10.30am. Dunno whether is it becoz i am too excited of my first experience taking plane ride, i almost forgot to bring along all the important things like....(1.)MP3......(2.)Camera.....(3.)Undergarments and also the most most most important thing....(4.) My passport...Oo! whahaha. But luckily i managed to recall all those at the very last min before i left the house haha. *lalalalalala*
I was supposed to meet up wif my aunt & cousin and set off together to the airport at 7.30am but i am late for 15 mins haha. But we still managed to reach there on time to check in for our flight. After checking in, we walked around terminal 2 and guess wad i saw...An Internet+x-box corner! Lolz and its free of charge too hahaha! *Shiok!* We played xbox while logging into msn and i saw jul online haha. I chatted awhile wif her and so sudden that my aunt thought of 4 digits and asked whether can i use msn and call my sis to help her buy 4D but too bad...i dunno how to make phone calls using msn so i asked jul to help my aunt buy instead haha!
We spent around 30 mins there and then walked to 7 eleven to buy some sweets before we board the plane. After buying, we walked past the stall selling chicken rice and guess wad was the price for a plate of chicken rice? $9.80! Gosh! They must be earning big bucks in there i guess haha.
Finally we board the plane and the whole journey was considered quite smooth except encountering some minor turbulance. *Phew* But i enjoyed the scenary alot especially when the plane was above the clouds. Man...its was so beauitful and peaceful up there. We were supposed to reach there at 12.30pm but due to delay caused by high traffic flow at the runway so the plane had to circling round the airport for 30 mins before landing Oo. *Sian..sia...* After checking out and collected our baggage, the tour guide brought us to the coach and we immediately headed to the "Dreamworld" (*Place where we can have enjoy those thrilling rides).
We took rides like hanging coaster, big bucket, cable cars, bum bum car, played skiing at snow city and many more. But among all the rides... the scariest were the big bucket and cable cars! At the big bucket, all the people were sitting in circle formation and fastened by a "lose sit belt" and all of us got tossed and turned round and round at supa high speed and we got lifted up from the ground for almost 80 degrees. It was damn thrilling but dangerous coz the belt was loose wan! And i almost got thrown out from the machine but luckily i hold on to a bar. When the ride was about over, those siao teenagers from hongkong i guess....were shouting "one more time! one more time" and the guy who controlled the machine was laughing away and said "no problem!" and there we go....more rounds and faster instead :s. Next... cable car....man....their cable car really cannot make it! why? supposingly the cable cars will come to you automatically. At there.....the cable cars were pushed out and pulled into the station MANUALLY! Gosh! so Lao Ya wan! I hesitated to take the cable car but my aunt said "come, lets try. its free!" so i just took the ride wif them. When we were up there.....yeah...as wad i had expected....it shakes terribly even though we tried not to move much except doing some gentle shooting of the scenary up there but we still managed to reach to the next stop safely. *phew*
Next...we had our dinner at a chinese restaurant and visted their local night market before we got check in to our rooms in a four star hotel....
2nd day (15/06/06):
As expected, i didnt really slept well on my first night haha coz of the stupid foldable bed. Yucks! The mattress and the pillow sooooo thin wan and when i slp on it, its like as if i was slping on a prisoner bed coz the other 2 king coil bed got occupied by my aunt and cousin already :s.
Morning we had buffet for breakfast and we checked out of the hotel before we travel to pattaya preparing to set off for coral island. First, we took a boat and travelled along their longest cum widest river in bangkok to the ancient temple. On the way we visited their floating market and fed the fishes wif bread in the river! wahaha! and all of them are BIG fishes! *wootz!* When we reached the temple, we prayed respect to the budhha statues inside and then walked around the stalls selling nice souveniers. Something unpleasant happened while we were shopping. Theres alot of those decorated wooden board where it allows tourists to take pic wif and we just took pic wif it. Then after taking pic theres a guy walked to us and demanded us to pay $40 baut (approx $1.50 sing dollars) for taking pic with his wooded board! Wtf.....isnt that supposed to be free???? But that guy pointed at the bottom corner of teh board and showed us the price....wah kao! Its so tiny loh! But no choice since they dun understand wad i am toking and i dun understand theirs also so no point arguing and i paid him the $$. My aunt took a pic also and she was very reluctant to pay that stupid guy who tried to con our $$ but she still paid. The funny thing was...my aunt cursed and sweared in front of that guy in hokkien and that guy still said thank you to her hahahaha. Buay zhai si ....lolz!
Next, we visited the tiger zoo and its fun! At there we watched show performed by tigers, crocodiles, pigs, visited their tiger farm where the pigs, tigers and dogs got enclosed together! And its even amazing to see them taking care of each other eg: Pigs feeding the baby tigers wif their milk while dogs walked sideby side with the adult tiger! Wahaha...to see is to believe! You guys ought to visit there if any were to visit bangkok haha. Next...we also visited their crocodile farm and theres approximately 5000 over crocodiles! omg....theres so many of them! The tour guide told us that theres quite a few cases like the transexuals/ prostitudes always like to jump into the crocodile pool and then got teared apart by animals. Yewww.....scary sia.
We left there at aound 2pm and headed to the restauraunt and had our lunch before we cheking in to another hotel and that hotel room service really cannot make it haha.
At night, we went to watch their local ah gua show performed by those "transexuals". WEEEE....they were so sexy! And i paid to take a pic with them but i almost fainted when they started speaking coz its obviously a guy's voice loh! LoLZ. Guess wad....theres a bangalah tourist took a pic with them knowing that its chargeable and that bangalah tried to run away but he got chased after by the transexual and that transexual managed to grab hold of that bangalah hand and said $40 baut! $40 baut! First time i see ah gua so fierce sia....*shivers..* We were told by the tour guide that doing a sex change operation in bangkok is the cheapest and can get the best result as compared to japan and korea. He even recommened us the place and when he mentioned the place, he stared at me and paused for 3 secs like that and then giggle by himself. Oo. Wad is he trying to implement.....*hmmmmm....* idiot....
Next we went back to hotel and sleep.....
3rd day (16/06/06):
As usual, we woke up early and had our breakfast before we set out to coral island.
But before that we took a speedboat to a floating platform and tried the parachuting there haha. First time i got pulled all the way to few hundred feets above the ground and flying in the sky....so fun sia! haha. After that we took the speedboat again to the coral island. woooooo.....its beautiful....esp the sea water, its so clear till we can see corals above the water. My aunt, cousin and i tried banana boat ride only coz its the cheapest as compared to others like jay walking under the sea....water skiing blah blah. The guy who drive the boat asked us whether we want to overturn our boat not and we said we wan but dunno how he turned the boat.....he got himself thrown out of the boat instead of overturning us hahaha. Dumb guy! spoiler! haha. We swam back to the shore and suntanned for an hour before we headed back to our hotel and bath.
After bathing, we set out to have our lunch and then headed to the wax museum. Their wax museum only displayed bangkok top 20 well known monk figures ONLY! And thats all for their museum......sian 1/2.
Next we went to another zoo to watch traditional thai performances and also elephant shows. Theres a part where it allows some ppl to come out and let the elephant massage haha.....but their elephants are horny breed. They used their trunks to play with the female tourists breasts and for the males.....their dick got slapped and stepped by the elephants hahaha! Interesting show...
After watching we went to the factory producing pure, top quality honey and their boss brought us to a room and personally explained to us abt their products blah blah in chinese. Boring sia... coz the way he speak is like chanting haha. He spoke something funny after his presentation. He was giving out brochures and said they have both english and chinese version and the group of children was shouting i wan engish! i wan chinese! But the boss said, "Hi kids! wad version u kids wan? u wan sutra?" and i immediately laughed! hahaha! so funny sia.....but i made that boss paiseh coz he knew something was wrong with wad he said and he faster changed subject and told us abt how much this and that cost.
We checked out form teh hotel and headed back to bangkok the next morning...
4th day (17/06/06):
First stop, we went to visit the snake farm and watched some shows overthere before we got brought to a room and got introduced to their medical products made from snakes. Its seems good but the price is abit steep also and it ended up no one in our group wans to purchase anything from them and we just walked out of the room and proceed to the snake gallery ourselves. Theres nothing much shown in their gallery except for thier popular snake....king cobra. woooo......and it was told to be the most poisonous snake in the world.
Next we went to visit the safari world. Damn it....the weather was so damn warm and we watched 3 different shows, cowboy show...dolphines.....and lastly the thailand version james bond haha. Overall its nice even though i dunno wad the heck the performers were toking throughout each shows but their performances was nice hehe. After watching, we travelled on coach and visted their zoo haha. Not much variety of animals in there but it was my first time viewing the animals moving abt freely while i am on the bus and its like...i am in africa haha. cool sia. haha.
We had our dinner in a high class restaurant and after that we got checked into the tallest hotel in bangkok.....calle dthe Baiyoke Sky Hotel and Its 84 storey high!!! whahaha. cool! we stayed in 34th storey and the facilities in there.....bathroom....bed.....scenary...woah......theres simply no other hotel in bangkok can meet up wif their standard at all haha.
Last day (18/06/06):
Arh...finally dun have to wake up so early on the last day. After washing up we went to 76 storey to have our breafast. wootz! the waiters are friendly.... food,and scenary are fantastic also and i wondered whether is there anyone who ever bashed through the windows and jumped down the building to commit suicide coz its a guarantee death for those who wans to die...haha. *ops*
Finally....we checked out at 12pm and headed to the airport immediately. It was sad to depart with the humourous tour guide....and the other tour members also. Oh yah...theres a family with 3 kids, 2 gals and 1 boy kept pestering me whenever they see me and wan me to wear the sunglasses for them to see. Diao...hahaa......they are so cute sia....and when i wore my sunglasses they will scream and laugh and run about haha! cute sia. Their mother told me that their kids purposely wan to look for me wan and they gave me a nick called "shuai ge" hahaha.....arh....felt so paiseh sia.....seriously speaking....i really have affinity wif kids and to them it seems that i am a friendly.....handsome kor kor yet also a clown who always makes them laugh just by staring at me haha.
And lastly....we board the plane and headed back to singapore. But the journey back to singapore was much much much dangerous then heading to bangkok coz of the heavy rain at bangkok and also had encountered severe turblance during mid air. The plane suddenly dropped down from a certain height and then rose back again for many times till the captain had to give orders to all crews and passengers to return back to their seats and fastened seat belts. Even the emergency lights were on sia.... Scary...and i prayed super hard " save us buddha....save us.." But in the end we still managaed to arrive safely back in singapore at around 9.30pm. Phew....
Finally can have a gd rest liao....arh.......haha.....tml morning then upload pics haha....gtg slp liao loh...
Contract over loh! Wahaha! Finally finally finally.....after being bound by 3 months contract i finally can have a good break at home instead of everyday waking up early the morning and have to travel all the way to bradell.....very tiring wan leh *ZzzZz*. Haha. But.....haiz....i kinda my miss Yellow Pages telemarketing team, my working place, the toilet (*Supa clean sia) and also my favourite security door! haha! Really miss the days when me and yong kai will try all means to squeeze our body out of the door when it only left around 20cm opened. Wad to do....we bored wad *lalalalalalalala~~ Bleah!* Well, grace treated us lunch at Rice Table on our last day and it cost her $147.50 for the 10 of us. Is it considered cheap or reasonably ex? Anyway, its her treat and the food tastes "YUMMY" too so, who cares abt the price? haha. The only thing i dun like abt is the attitude of those waiters. They look damn cocky beng! when we ordered something they gave us the "Dun bother" expression and kept forgetting our orders. Its located near somerset mrt so ppl, dun go there ok? haha.After lunch we went back to the office, went up to level 6 with others and look for chin haw to take pics with us. White chick (*Ang mo director) saw us and she was smiling away! whaha! wanted to take pic wif her but she was busy with her guest. My lifetime regret sia for not able to take pic with my idol.....white chick!!! (*shall upload her pic here later) whahahha! We spent 2 hours chatting with chin haw before we went back to our call centre and look for grace for another photo taking session. And finally, all of us surrendered our headsts and access card before we left the office together and there we go......leaving nothing behind except our annoying laughters for the rest of the permanent staffs there haha. Hmmmm.....actually i am very reluctant doing telesales but after my experience with yellow pages, i realised actually it really have to depends on which company u work as telemarketer. In yellow pages, telesales ppl have to learn the right technique on handling the professional eg: lawyers,doctors,directors etc and make them advertise but they will always say "Yellow pages? nah....its not effective in improving my business" and its true. Who will flip through the 500 over pages thick book to look for products? Haha and i have to physco myself and say something against my will everyday that yellow pages is really a very good medium to help u to gain more leads! Buy ad space from us! Tired liao.....time to slp haha.....ZzZZzzZZz....
People~~~! Yoz!!! Hahaha! Well....feeling kinda lazy these few weeks coz nid to work and when i reach home, i look as if i am already dead! *argh....* Imagine everyday have to sit in front of the PC and make calls to those idiotic bosses who are suffering from severe "Senile Dementia" to remind them....pester them wif lots and lots of following up calls.....just for ONE purpose! And that is "Closing date for orders submission is due soon! Pls send in the order form and cheque payment to us Immediately!" But....they will always have their own means to entertain me awhile and "shoo" me off with their simple reply...."I sent already! " Oo? But how come i received nothing! Argh.....feel like slapping them! But anyway.....my contract is abt to end soon....same goes for my other buddies too haha....*weee! weee!* I cant wait to faster leave there and enjoy before my ns start and as for the others, they will be studying in U soon after i got enlisted. Hmmm.....in fact i envy them alot coz they already had a place in U courses and how abt me? haha....i am still considering whether i wan to going U not coz i still have 2 more years of ns to serve and i doubt myself will have the interest to study for the next 3-4 years after i am out from ns. Shld i work for a few years first then later decide i wan to go for further study? Mechanical engineering ..... hmmmm....is definately not a right career for me. So the conclusion is....i will use that 2 years to see see look look around first before i make up my first most important decision in my life and that is "Choose the right career for myself !" " ). Well, yesterday applied leave and i went for the rehearsal at kuen culture wushu studio coz me together with the Shan Dong zha ji team would be staging a show called "Qu Yuan zhuan" for the dumpling festival at chinatown performing stage. Haha......guess wad i am starring as......EMPEROR! whahahha! I am the king of CHU ! hahaha! *clap ppl! clap!!!* I was shocked when zhang yang suddenly called me and asked whether i would be interested to act as an emperor coz they are short of ppl to take up the job. *Wootz!* And the best part is......zhang yang gave me the role as an "Emperor" and the other guy "E-u-n-u-c-h"! Haha and that guy was kinda sian 1/2 coz he has to learn all the sissy moves while i just have to sit and watch them perform. Hehe... We had a long rehearsal from 9.30-12pm, then after that went to their hotel to prepare some stuffs.....rest awhile.....then finally......started to perform at 7.30pm. Oo. I felt bored while waiting for the show to start so i called Yong Kai up and he tot i am his client but....haha! I am actually calling to check whether i got orders in today or not only haha. After chatting with him, the shan dong ppl suddenly asked me alot of things like am i from china.....does my grandparents from china (*they say i speak and look like a china ppl! gosh...).....how many channels does singapore receive.....wad kind of channels is it....got china show mah.....do i like china shows......is hp cheap in singapore not......does singaporeans like to smoke.....and they even asked my opinion what is my views between the hostile relations between china and japan? I told them my views are neutral and will not side with either one but they continued asking me so many many chinese died in singapore? Is there any resistant force set up against japanese during world war 2.....blah blah blah......argh!!!! crazy......i know they are loyal to their country and hate japanese for their terrible act during world war 2....but why the way they asked me like as if they are testing my knowledge of singapore history and seems to expect me to side with their ideology and that is "Hate the japanese bro! join the communist!" and things like that. CRAZY LAH.......i am going to get brainwashed by them sooner or later :s . The whole performance was a success and the shan dong zha ji team....wooo..... their performance was fantastic! There's a twins, damn muscular and they can do a single hand stand on top of the other guy head, 2 person cartwheel, and many more! Even me, the emperor , got stunned during our first rehearsal and i kept clapping hands until someone so called "director" came up to me and say "hey emperor, dun clap lah. U look so dumb....." *Diaoz......* well.....wad a comment......hahaha. After the show the audiences seems to get attracted by my emperor robe alot and whereever i go their eyes will always set on me. Crazy ppl....never seen an emperor walking in front of u ppl LIVE before arh! haha. After dressed down i went to have dinner with the cheenas' around chinatown before heading back home to slp. Man....i still have to perform for 4 more days.....*faint* Hmmmm........i am beginnning to doubt myself again. Do i really dun deserve for the one i love or they dun deserve me? haha......sick of those "deserves....deserves not" conclusion.....wouldnt it be better to be on my own instead.....to live the life i wan......haha......*single old man....*
Haha......hmmm......didnt update my blog for quite some time already....feeling so bored.....so empty now.....Nothing much happened during my work lately and things somehow tend to get back on its track already.....more and more orders coming in day by day.... But.....two of our team mates had left our team and in search for a better job. Its kind of sad actually to see ppl whom we met and started to know each other as frens.... went through product training course together and now they left. Haiz....and i suppose grace doesnt feel good as well to see us leaving one by one....when will be my turn to leave next? Lol. Monday there will be a few more "newbies" joining our team *yeah* haha hope they can stay put to their job as long as possible if not grace will start to "redistribute" work to us again = more work load! Haha.....
Hmm......"working" sucks......and it sucks more when have to work everyday doing something which i dont like. But yet i sttill have to do it if not there will be no income for me. I miss the school really....i miss the days when i had to wake up early the morning everyday and rush for lectures, i miss those times.....really. School is going to start soon for those ppl in SP and i am also going in for ns very soon as well haha. I just received my enlistment letter! Damn it! haha......Two years in ns.....hmmm.....i guess i will definately going to lose and gain alot of things. I might lose "freedom", "GF" , "hair" and maybe "looks" etc.... but on the other hand, i will gain more "experiences","muscles", "income" and "frens" of course. And....i am feeling empty again.....and i guess i nid to find out the reason why.....haiz.... "HEARTACHE ARH!"
Gosh! Today is my worst day ever! Maybe i should have gone to work today no matter how sick and tired i am! Haiz......had stomachache in the middle of the nite and i kept waking up going to the toilet to squeeze wadever shit out of my bowel till i am drained totally and i dun even had the strength to get up this morning. I msg yong kai to help me apply a day leave but grace said die die must see my MC. Okay....fine.....so i went to the clinic and consult the doctor.
Doc asked me some qns like how my stool looks like blah blah blah then he asked me go to the bed and lie down for him to check. At first he uses his fingers press my stomach here and there asked me pain or not? Then after that he said wanted to furthur confirm whether is it constipation or diarrhoe so he said wanted to insert something into my anus to check. Gosh! He asked me to take off my pant and turn sideway facing the wall while he uses his fingers (with gloves on) and there he stuff his fingers in! .......woooooo.......SENSATION TO THE MAX SIA! The doctor is damn GAY! He uses 2 fingers! Ouch! damn it damn it damn it!!!!! Argh!!! wad a unique way to diagnose stomachache!
Holy....it feels supa weird and terrible to get something and stuff into the anus...and its My anus somemore! hoho......shiok to the limit sia....doctors are really the most horrible creature on the earth! *sob sob!*
I swear i will never ever visit that clinic ever again! I shall look for a clinic where a female doctor is in....IF,,,,,,,ever i having stomachache again! *Mummy!!!!! A Gay Doctor Stuffeeeeeeeeeeed His Fingers into my ASSSSS!!!!!!!!! Early the Morning!!!!!!*
Yeash! Today got an order form rolled out from the fax machine and i had a shock! Coz that order form was faxed in by one of my client! wahahaha! Yeash yeahsh yeash!!! An extra dollar commision has been added into my pay! *Phew....* not easy to earn that dollar sia coz everyday have to keep pressing them to faster send in their order forms this and that, calling and ask them to advertise with us...blah blah blah. Challenging work but tiring haha " ). Well.....i expecting 3 more order forms to roll in by tml afternoon coz i received reply that they are interested to shal fax their order form in asap. Hehe.....hope they really do wad they promised if not i shall call and disturb them whoho. Had alot of rejected calls in morning and most of the receiver are like so nasty. They seem to get annoyed by the 2 word "Yellow Pages" coz everytime i called and said i am from yellow pages they will either increase their voice suddenly and shout and yell out wadever hokkien stuffs or even best.......hang up the call immediately before i could explain to him wad is it abt Oo. Haiz....singaporeans arh...........hopeless arh! After work went to pick daisy from work and we headed home together. We had our dinner at her hse nearby before we went to shop at the NTUC for the stuffs which my mum wanted me to buy. Hmmmmmm....and it cost me $5.70 haha. Shall get it back from my mum later.....*eyes rolling* haha. After that i withdrawed some $$ from the atm before we headed home along the romantic path again. Wooooo.....romantic! haha. Oh yah.....just wanna share something...my mum seems to like daisy haha. Hmmm........well.....since there is no objection from my mum means shld be easy to woo her i guess haha....hmm......hopefully lah.....hehe..... Buddha: *Who dun ever wear a mask........ As long as we are humans, we do But...... Wad matter most isnt wad lies beneath the mask...... Its the "Heart" that matters....... As long the heart wasnt tained by evil thoughts that always thinking of who and how to destroy....messing up other ppl's life when they are actually leading a stable one...... THEY WILL ALWAYS APPEAR PRETTY NO MATTER HOW THEY LOOKS LIKE....even if they are beggers or handicaped ppl " ) As for those "evil" ones..... They shall suffer the fate of bad karma....
Arh so sad sia.... weekend is abt to end soon....which means......MUST START MAKING CALLS! CALLS! CALLS!
Just had a chat with fraser on wad to wear for tml monday and we decided to wear blue together......"Monday blue......" haha! weeeee....hope my order forms will start rolling in by tml morning! *Head set....here i come.....! *
3 things i hate people do to me: 1. MAKING USE OF ME! 2. CHEATING ME YET STILL HARBOUR ILL INTENTIONS!3. HARM MY FAMILY!
To those ppl who had done the things to me i mentioned above:"DONT! Ever! Test my limits!
None of you is fit to do so!
If any were to test me....
Pls take note of my facial expression and treat it as my first warning to you.......
And if any dont......see my fists.......its shld be clamping it together.....second warning
And if still persists on agitating me......beware of the consequences!
